February 2012
Lololol, everyone sucks so bad.
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
Nothing ruins your Friday night like realizing...
Homework? What the fuck is that?
senioritis.
Quarterfinal game today, nervous as fuck.
No homework was done, and no fucks were given.
"Dinner is ready!" →
funniest10k:
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.
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Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo