February 2011
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
I hate people who act like they know what they're...
When parents ask you ...
“Hey, did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
The School Day - the Nicki Minaj way.
eazybreezyswag:
gazaknockout:
-cigarettestainedlies:
Waking up in the morning:
On the way to school:
Seeing your friends:
Hear some bitch spreading rumours about you:
Seeing your crush:
Forget which classroom you’re in next:
Get called on in class:
Teacher decides to spring an unexpected test on you:
Get your grade back from said test:
Get homework:
Lunch time:
More...
Mmmm, trying to expand my taste in music. Any...
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
sofarfromnever:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
shutupjustkissme:
Reblog if you're sexy
godsgirl8494:
thoughtyousaidforever:
i’m so fucking sexy
i’m a fucking diva, bitches
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
whohasbluewaffle:
shalynx:
jongsir:
bornagainstillab2uty:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
lenalovess:
elisetricfeel:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Unicorn Give Away, Never Forget
OMFG, SEX.
And OMFG, again, TIMMY WAS THE SECOND PICTURE -___________-
O_O why?
^^^^^^^^^^
Lol’d so hard
AWW YEE
My tumblr crushes. alright.
how does that work
OMG
good sex and hot...
When trying to look sexy while stripping.
brocat-:
Expectation Reality
People from school who follow me on Tumblr....
You are allowed to read my shit, but:
don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all.
whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about.
don’t judge me from my posts.
don’t assume my posts are about you.
don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular.
in each post i make, i have my reasons that doesn’t concern you...
January 2011
Dear Followers: I want to hear your life story....
I Wake Up Right Before My Alarm's About To Ring
chellevictoria:
and i go to sleep for the extra minute..
i always oversleep but..
the other kids rushing to class…
and youre like..
so you walk in late ..
and the teacher dont say shit..
yep..happens everyday.
Story of my life.
Meh, just getting it out there.
I’m honestly extremely sick and tired of everyone and their hypocrisy. Like I’ve been saying it, but it’s really getting on my nerves lately. There’s the never ending friendship, with the girl who would “never steal or talk to your boyfriend”. Ha, backstabbing bitch. There’s the fucking saint, who tries too hard to be friends with everyone, but always has...
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
Sometimes, I REALLY hate my life...
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese"
canninuscunnilingus:
Well what the fuck were you using before?
heartbreaksos:
When my mom told me Tarzan was on:
When I realized I didn’t have time to watch it bcos I have hw to do:
I hate this dysfunctional excuse for a family.
I wonder if her mother knows she's such a skank...
I'm tired of being who everyone else wants me to...
I think that's one of the worst things to see....
That moment your mom calls you downstairs
dreams-come-in-mysterious-ways:
and your just like “what the fuck did i do now”
Wow, remind me to never be nice to anyone again,...
goooooodMORNIN' :D
Fuck the world and everyone in it.